Life and times of Beasties 03/16/2012
Hobbies, everyone has them, even beasties! It has been through many observations that I have come to following conclusion. Beasties have unusual hobbies. For example People like to do things like reading, writing, painting, running, etc. Where as beasties enjoy such past times as lint braiding, slinky polishing, sandwich stalking and dust bunny racing.
Talking with Winkle, a local flower bed beastie. I was told that there is nothing quite as fufilling as braiding a pretty new lint sweater for his pet earth worm Stan.
Hey Now! 03/08/2012
So this morning as I was about to take a big swig out of my water bottle, something moving caught my eye. Moving...inside...my water bottle!!! Upon closer inspection one of the more aquatic beasties had apparently figured a way to get inside and go for a swim. He was nice enough to wave when I peeked in at him.
Going to have to give it a good wash once he's out of there. hm
The Beastie sleeps tonight 03/05/2012
Only the trouble is trying to convince the Beasties that there is such a thing as bed time. According to Wiggle one of my own personal interior Beasties. (he is the foreman of the brain crew)
Anyway he says that all time and especially bed times are a fiction made up by humans. I asked him to explain what reasons people would have to make up such a thing. He just shrugged and said that humans like to pretend at things.
hm, well on that note it is past my bed time. Or it isn't because it's all made up.
Rolly Polly 03/04/2012
Please let me know what you think and thanks for your time.
Beasties abound 03/01/2012
and can be found in the most curious places. This morning I was putting on my shoes and found one sleeping in the toe. Thankfully I heard him snoring away in there before stuffing my foot in. He was really not very happy about being rousted so early but luckily I managed to relocate him to another shoe without being bit.
Weebleblue's thoughts on Sports 02/29/2012
Interviewer (me): "Weebleblue what is your favorite sport?"
Me: "Uhm, is that some sort of special Beastie type activity?"
Me: "I uh, see. Well it seems maybe I should have let you eat lunch first."
Me: "Well there ya have it folks. Weebleblue's favorite sport is eating."
Beastie lore stuff and things 02/28/2012
First the best thing to know is that Beasties come in all shapes, sizes, fuzziness, levels of stickiness, temperments, temperatures, and personalities. That is to say it is pretty much impossible to please all the beasties, all the time. As for me, I don't bother. Either they will like something or they won't and my only hope is not to get bit.
Avoiding being bit, clawed or piddled on is basically my approach to all things unknown really. But back to the topic at hand. The diversity of Beasties and thier personalities is fascinating to observe. Some Beasties would perish at the thought of taking a bite out of someone; while others would consider it great sport or a sign of affection. All and all it is always worth while to get to know them, even if it is just to determine which ones to avoid.
One thing that all Beasties appear to possess is a high level of curiousity; especially when it comes to all things human. This can prove to be highly entertaining or equally irritating depending on what they happen to be mucking about with.
There was one particular time I was observing a Beastie named Pickel. Oh, and no I do not name them btw. I have no idea where their names come from. That might be a good thing to add to my research list. Anyway, Pickel believed that all human bath products were made for Beastie consumption. Nothing I could say would dissuade him. However, after eat three bars of soap he learned the error of his ways. Pickel then spent several hours there after burping soap bubbles (as well as having them appear out the opposite end.) This was much to the amusesment and enjoyment of a group of other Beasties that happened to be visiting at the time.
This is all utter nonsense, no really 02/27/2012
If you are reading this blog, well first of all wow someone is reading this blog. But secondly here are some things to know. You will not find me talking about any of the following:
So if you are not interested in these fascinating though completely imaginary topics, this is not the blog for you. If you managed to read this far, again wow, and thanks for stopping by.
But for those of you looking for a bit of silly fluff to read every now and then; Welcome!
Please do come back and see us again real soon.